Wanted : Conscious Compassionate Individuals

think of this as a creppy classified add. an unparalleled job opportunity posted by a complete nut. a messianic delusional looking for rabib, avid workers. who wants to build a new world? who wants to live a peaceful life? peaceful on the inside, so that the world outside is peaceful. this is a call to arms, my mothers and fathers, my brothers and sisters, my children. use Your arms, raise Your standards.

more concretely, i have an idea. but i am not the only one. it's about getting away from much concrete. having a community entwined with nature. close knit -- tight, and woven into a hardy fabric.

a limited amount of positions cover a wide variety, though none are modest or missionary. all require the utmost sacrifice and selfishness. highly sought after qualities include humility, keen awareness and an even sharper critical edge. intelligence and aptitude with social dynamics. a sardonic sense of self-importance and a rightous sense of humor.

candidites will be rigoursly and painfully screened. questions might include:
can You clean up Your own bile and vomit? can You clean up Your fellow human's? can You deal with Your fellow humans puking all over each other? shitting on and stepping all over each other? are You prepared to yell and fight? and terrify each other? are You willing to be terrified? do You have the courage to kill? how do You hold the knife?

what colour is Your blood?